Sunday 29 March 2015

Lowlife 114 – Mondays, Magyars & Movies

Mondays, Magyars & Movies

By Dominic Horton

On Monday evening I had the pleasure of attending a Black Country film night at Netherton Arts Centre, presented by the organisation Multistory as part of the Flatpack Film Festival. I was reticent to go to the film night at first as it meant missing a chunk of a Magic Monday at the Flagon & Gorses – my favourite night of the week at the pub – but I am delighted that I went as it turned out to be a really special evening and the three shorts films that were shown were simply wonderful.

Tom Corneronly in the Flagon & Gorses
More than any other time in the Flagon on Monday all hands converse together and join in with the general laughter, discussion and bonhomie. All gather in the bar leaving the back room and the Barbara Cartland Suite unoccupied and unloved. Everyone knows each other and the comfort of that means that the evening has an intimate ease to it, like dinner in a favourite restaurant with your sweetheart. Tom Corneronly occupies his customary corner, leaning on his stick, and Weston Super-Leeds sits at the other end of the L-Shaped bar, reading the paper and making odd little notes, and everyone else sits somewhere in between drinking beer and eating communion wafers (Mini Cheddars.) I have yet to learn the nature of the notes that Super-Leeds scribbles but my guess is that he is secretly working on a screenplay about the pub, which he is hoping will catapult him to stardom. If he is successful his movie might be shown at a Black Country film night at Netherton Arts Centre in years to come, you never know.

The first film we were treated to on Monday was Teddy Gray's Sweet Factory (directed by Martin Parr, 2011), which was a delectable, heart-warming 20 minute vignette about the legendary family owned business in Dudley, established in 1826. Betty Guest and Ted Gray now run the company and they have worked there for 65 years and 50 odd years respectively. Although demand for Teddy Gray's sweets far outweighs the firm's maximum production the business has effectively remained a small cottage industry which has resisted the temptations of expansion or takeover. All of the confectionery is still hand made and incredibly Gray's operates with no computer or fax machine – the whole operation is organised by Betty, Ted and the other office staff by paper methods and via a landline telephone. Betty does all of the figures and arithmetic (or “reckonin' up” as Black Country folk usually call it) for the books in her head and she is apparently highly accurate.

It is most likely that when Betty Guest and Ted Gray retire or pass on that the next generation of Grays might well modernise the business so I would imagine that Martin Parr was keen to make a record of the old fashioned and traditional firm before it changes. It reminds me of the work of the painter and author George Catlin, who died in 1872, who spend a large part of his life recording in paintings and print the culture and lives of native American Indians. Catlin knew that much of the native Americans way of live would die out given the dominance of North America by settlers of European origin. Catlin was of course right, but his work remains as an amazing legacy and record of the subject.
Joe Mallin the Chainsmith, by request of
Toby In-Tents.

Teddy Gray's boiled sweets remain enduringly popular and one wonders whether this is because of a sentimental hankering for the past or whether certain old fashioned ways and products are just better than their contemporary counterparts and worth keeping alive as a consequence. Due to the persistent and dedicated work of the Campaign for Real Ale (CAMRA) cask beer has seen such a meteoric resurgence that it is now rare to walk into a public house that does not sell it, which is incredible given that at one time cask beer had almost entirely been replaced by the less satisfying nitrokeg equivalent. Like the ever loved Teddy Gray's confectionery, the demand for quality cask beer is not based on rose-tinted nostalgia but it is because drinkers like and desire the product.

Cask beer featured in the second film, Joe the Chainsmith (directed by Philip Donnellan, 1958) which is a 30 minute snapshot of the life of Cradley Heath chainmaker Joe Mallen. The film is an amazing chronicle of the Black Country in the 1950's and it features such typical Black Country set pieces as Staffie's, pubs, heavy industry, pigeon racing and grim landscapes. There is one unbelievable scene in the film where Joe and three of his chainsmith work colleagues are making a large, thick piece of chain which is about 4' by 3' and it is a job that takes them the whole day to complete.

In the scene in question four men shape the chain with heavy lump hammers, with all four hammering the chain link in sequence in split-second synchronicity: if one man makes a mistake and mistimes his hit with his hammer the lethal weapon could strike a fatal blow to his mate. The strength, dexterity, skill and timing shown by the men as they shape the chain is a phenomenal sight to behold and I was transfixed viewing the film clip. The fitness, endurance and physicality shown by the workers in continually working the hammers for a number of minutes is formidable and Joe was by no means a young man in the film, he looked to be in his 50's or 60's.

Betty Guest & Ted Gray, proprietors of Teddy Gray's sweet factory. 
That said it is hard to fathom the age of people from olden times. For example, in his pomp Wolverhampton Wanderers and England legend Billy Wright (who was married to the Beverley Sisters) looked like a pensioner and in this regard he was not alone among his contemporary footballing fellows. In fact Wright must have felt like a pensioner when England famously lost 6-3 to Puskas's Magical Magyar Hungary team at Wembley in 1953, but that is another story.

The final film that we watched was another by Philip Donnellan, entitled House of Friends (1964) and it focused on drinkers in the Turk's Head pub in Brierley Hill. In the programme the film is described as “an unsentimental picture of a vanishing world” but the pub life portrayed in House of Friends is remarkably similar to the reality of today in a whole number of pubs across the country. One of the drinkers in the film said, “we like a good drink of a night. We don't try to escape it.” The words could quite easily have been uttered by my associate Neddy La Chouffe in the Flagon & Gorses.
Albert Finney as Arthur Seaton in Karel Reisz's 1960 film 
adaptation of Alan Sillitoe's book Saturday Night & 
Sunday Morning

In their work Donnellan and Martin Parr have documented the lives and culture of ordinary British people. “Ordinary” doesn't adequately describe the likes of Betty Guest, Joe Mallen and the other subjects of the film but I think you know what I mean. When we were at school we were force fed Shakespeare and none of us understood it, let alone enjoyed it. Shortly after I left school I read Saturday Night and Sunday Morning by Alan Sillitoe, the celebrated novel about young Nottingham machinist, drinker and rebel, Arthur Seaton. The book made me connect with literature because I could identify with the lives of the characters that Sillitoe wrote about. At the time I thought to myself, why couldn't we have studied this book in school, it would have made more sense to me? I might have even passed the English Literature exam but as it was I failed it spectacularly. This was mainly on account of me only having read the first chapter of the book that we were studying, so trying to write the exam paper referring to the opening pages only of the text was a task beyond my youthful capabilities.

In a round about way Saturday Night and Sunday Morning lead me on the path to writing this column and the other things that I scribe. So if you want someone to castigate for having to put up with these ramblings every week then blame Alan Sillitoe not me.

© Dominic Horton, March 2015.

Lowlife is dedicated to the memory of the late Jonathan Rendall

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